Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something. - Jasper Fforde
I am boring, but I'm ok with it. I'm the anchor, the shoulder...I'm an average man...with a truly extraordinary wife - Jasper Fforde
The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they’ve written, they write some more. - Jasper Fforde
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature. - Jasper Fforde
You’re talking about gold and silver, cash and securities. I’m talking about the sheer beauty of the land, the value of unpolluted parkland made wild and staying wild forever. - Jasper Fforde
You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be. - Jasper Fforde
You like economics, don't you?' I asked. 'Everyone should know the basics,' said the Princess. 'Lasting peace will only be brought about through economic means - we should be trading with the Trolls rather than fighting them. - Jasper Fforde