You’re talking about gold and silver, cash and securities. I’m talking about the sheer beauty of the land, the value of unpolluted parkland made wild and staying wild forever. - Jasper Fforde
You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be. - Jasper Fforde
You like economics, don't you?' I asked. 'Everyone should know the basics,' said the Princess. 'Lasting peace will only be brought about through economic means - we should be trading with the Trolls rather than fighting them. - Jasper Fforde
Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something. - Jasper Fforde
I am boring, but I'm ok with it. I'm the anchor, the shoulder...I'm an average man...with a truly extraordinary wife - Jasper Fforde
The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they’ve written, they write some more. - Jasper Fforde
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature. - Jasper Fforde